The Domino Theory
(Or Snoop Dogg Rules The World)


it is so clear now
it was right in front of our
ears for all this time & only
now do we see

gangsta rap 
gangsta rap did
gangsta rap did it

snoop dogg started the
transatlantic slave trade
doc dre was captain of a 
slave ship & eazy motherfuckin
e lead the south to succeed

it is all so clear 
let the pundits come forth 
let the congressional hearings begin
we have found the enemy &
they are dressed in chinos & plaid shirts
& county blues

gangsta rap did it
tupac was responsible for jim crow
it was ice cube not gov. Wallace that
tried to deny us equal rights
it was some forty oz drinking 
jehri curl wearing
indo smoking
low riding conspirators that
pulled off watergate

will someone call NOW
gansta rappers, 
screaming bitch, ho, skeeze,
defeated the equal rights amendments 
will someone call c delores tucker
tell her we have found the enemy recording
on death row records backed by a funky ass
george clinton groove
it wasn't capitalism, racism, sexism, homophobia
hell naw
it was ice-t & ice cube & just ice
& all them refrigerated gangsta niggas
that screwed up america

the goodie mob imported all the cocaine
to america, elect ollie north!
it was spice 1 & the south central cartel
that traded guns for drugs in nicaragua

before he died 
eazy e bashed in nancy karrigans knee
killed nicole simpson & ronald goldman
& caused the peso to plummet

let the pundits come forth 
call jesse jackson
gangsta rappers are threatening affirmative action
call dick gregory
gangsta rap causes obesity & malnutrition
call ralph nader
gangsta rappers invented the corvair, the chevette, & the pinto

it wasn't hatred, greed or corporate america
it was niggas from compton, long beach, & the south bronx
it is so clear now
call louis farrakhan
gangsta rappers are the devil not the white folk
call the pope gangsta 
rappers are the anti-christ
leading us all along the funky road to hell
let the pundits come forth

gangsta rappers killed martin, malcolm, & both kennedy's
they imprisoned mumia, geronimo, & peltier
they started the riots, caused the delay in the congressional budget
made hillary lie, spread the ebola virus, elected the republicans,
caused the challenger explosion & are responsible for you high electric bill

we were once blind,
but it is so clear now
ain't it good to now
now we can rest peacefully 
as soon as we rid ourselves
of them o.g.s
ain't it good to know 
let the pundits come forth,
the cameras are rolling.


written by
 KENNETH CARROLL